People that go to Disney need to chill the fuck out.

I just came back from a Disney vacation. My family, Katrianna and Mary (my brothers girlfriend) spent the past week in Orlando. Yes, it’s way more fun to go as an adult than as a kid. This is my 6th or 7th trip to Disney, this being the first time I’m old enough to do [...]

Other Me’s out there.

George Noory: Wild Card line you are on Coast to Coast Am.

Caller: Are you talking to me?
George Noory: Yes, that is if you are really you.
So goes a running gag on Coast to Coast AM.

I decided to google my own name. There are many other Tony Reyes. The two most important ones are the [...]

Funny Books I read

Earlier today ( or maybe yesterday, depending on when I publish this) I went to my local comicbook store, Borderlands, to get my monthly comics. I had Warhammer: Condemend by Fire, The Boys #19, The Punisher #57, and H.P. Lovecraft’s Haunts of Horror waiting for me in my pull. I wont make this a review [...]

Gamer Life

Table Top Role Playing Games have been a constant through my adult life. My love for dice chugging began in the seventh grade when a friend of mine introduced me to this game called Rifts. The selling point was that you could “do anything” in the game. It was like a board game without a [...]

The List

Bouncing off the previous post, I’ve decided to give you guys a list of late 80’s/ early 90s horror films every hipster/artsy person should watch. I’m purposely keeping the list as esoteric as I can. Remember, It’s artsy if not a whole lot of people have watched it.

Monster Squad : Read the previous post.
The [...]

Jesus Christ was a guest on Coast to Coast AM.

Yeah, Jesus Christ was a guest on Coast to Coast AM. No shit. The man talked for the first 3 hours and answered questions the last hour. I actually liked him. He wasn’t preachy or condescending. He wasn’t even anti-materialism. He said that people should be good to each other. That’s it. That was the [...]

Monster Squad Forever!

You know that smootchy feeling you get when you play with a roughed up stuffed animal you just found in the closet. For a second there, one almost gets drowned in the nostalgia. It’s like the world is that magical place it was when you were a kid. I experienced that yesterday night when [...]