I saw Pixar’s latest moneymaker Wall-e on the last day of my Disney vacation. You already probably know that the movie is so cute it’s disgusting. I need to give props to the animation company for somehow balancing post-apocalypsism ( yup I made up that word) and tenderness. I’m assuming everybody that’s reading is well [...]
People that go to Disney need to chill the fuck out.
I just came back from a Disney vacation. My family, Katrianna and Mary (my brothers girlfriend) spent the past week in Orlando. Yes, it’s way more fun to go as an adult than as a kid. This is my 6th or 7th trip to Disney, this being the first time I’m old enough to do [...]
“Wanted” is going to suck donkeyballs
I’m telling you now: Wanted is going to suck donkeyballs.
Ok, I really did read the comic before I knew it was going to be a movie. The Wanted comic can be seen as deconstruction of the Supervillian genre. In Wanted, the world is ran by supervillians. Instead of some Doctor Doom bullshit, they run our [...]
Elegant Elliot Offen
Witness the genius of the Elegant one. That’s all.
Funny Books I read
Earlier today ( or maybe yesterday, depending on when I publish this) I went to my local comicbook store, Borderlands, to get my monthly comics. I had Warhammer: Condemend by Fire, The Boys #19, The Punisher #57, and H.P. Lovecraft’s Haunts of Horror waiting for me in my pull. I wont make this a review [...]
The List
Bouncing off the previous post, I’ve decided to give you guys a list of late 80’s/ early 90s horror films every hipster/artsy person should watch. I’m purposely keeping the list as esoteric as I can. Remember, It’s artsy if not a whole lot of people have watched it.
Monster Squad : Read the previous post.
The [...]
Jesus Christ was a guest on Coast to Coast AM.
Yeah, Jesus Christ was a guest on Coast to Coast AM. No shit. The man talked for the first 3 hours and answered questions the last hour. I actually liked him. He wasn’t preachy or condescending. He wasn’t even anti-materialism. He said that people should be good to each other. That’s it. That was the [...]
Monster Squad Forever!
You know that smootchy feeling you get when you play with a roughed up stuffed animal you just found in the closet. For a second there, one almost gets drowned in the nostalgia. It’s like the world is that magical place it was when you were a kid. I experienced that yesterday night when [...]
