Other Me’s out there.

George Noory: Wild Card line you are on Coast to Coast Am.

Caller: Are you talking to me?
George Noory: Yes, that is if you are really you.
So goes a running gag on Coast to Coast AM.

I decided to google my own name. There are many other Tony Reyes. The two most important ones are the [...]

“Wanted” is going to suck donkeyballs

I’m telling you now: Wanted is going to suck donkeyballs.

Ok, I really did read the comic before I knew it was going to be a movie. The Wanted comic can be seen as deconstruction of the Supervillian genre. In Wanted, the world is ran by supervillians. Instead of some Doctor Doom bullshit, they run our [...]

Elegant Elliot Offen

Witness the genius of the Elegant one. That’s all.

Jordan Maxwell

Jordan Maxwell called into Coast to Coast AM a few nights ago. The man was a mess. He rambled on about the “they” who have wrecked his life. These “They” broke up his marriage, tap his phones and other things of that nature. He was saying he’s about to give up on his life’s work.
Maxwell’s [...]

Funny Books I read

Earlier today ( or maybe yesterday, depending on when I publish this) I went to my local comicbook store, Borderlands, to get my monthly comics. I had Warhammer: Condemend by Fire, The Boys #19, The Punisher #57, and H.P. Lovecraft’s Haunts of Horror waiting for me in my pull. I wont make this a review [...]

Gamer Life

Table Top Role Playing Games have been a constant through my adult life. My love for dice chugging began in the seventh grade when a friend of mine introduced me to this game called Rifts. The selling point was that you could “do anything” in the game. It was like a board game without a [...]

The List

Bouncing off the previous post, I’ve decided to give you guys a list of late 80’s/ early 90s horror films every hipster/artsy person should watch. I’m purposely keeping the list as esoteric as I can. Remember, It’s artsy if not a whole lot of people have watched it.

Monster Squad : Read the previous post.
The [...]

Jesus Christ was a guest on Coast to Coast AM.

Yeah, Jesus Christ was a guest on Coast to Coast AM. No shit. The man talked for the first 3 hours and answered questions the last hour. I actually liked him. He wasn’t preachy or condescending. He wasn’t even anti-materialism. He said that people should be good to each other. That’s it. That was the [...]

Monster Squad Forever!

You know that smootchy feeling you get when you play with a roughed up stuffed animal you just found in the closet. For a second there, one almost gets drowned in the nostalgia. It’s like the world is that magical place it was when you were a kid. I experienced that yesterday night when [...]